ABORT ABORT
- Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
- Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
- Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
- Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
- Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
- Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
- Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
- Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
- Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
- Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
- Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
- Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
- Nobody: American accents are such a turn on.
what a deep dentist
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- Bee: Hi there, friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
- Wasp: o hey mutherfucka, wnna go? i swear i will kill any cunt stupid enuf 2 get 3 ft neer me, i can sting u, and it will b the nastiest feelin uve had in awhile. buzz buzz, asshole. bet dat hurts dont it? stupid fck.
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Wow this was great.
FUCKING. THIS.
You tell that bitch like it is.
SOMEONE GET MILLY A FEW RAWST BERRIES BECAUSE THAT WAS A MAJOR BURN.
Reblogging every time it’s on my dash
dieee bitch!!
I love nice people. :)
(via imgTumble)Oooh, someone get Milly some ice for that burn.
HAHAHAHA
whatta bitch, she needs a serious reality check.
YES. Just. YES. You got what you deserved BITCH!
I wanna hug James!!
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